Screwdriver to screw driver

Ok...try to understand from what you can understand.

Take a screwdriver and screw a screw up the school driver's bus, then unscrew all the screws on the school's bus but with a screw driver but don't unscrew the screws from the school driver's bus as the screws are screwed up by the school's driver. Finally take what's left of the screw and drive it up the driver with a screwdriver then you driver the driver crazy till he's officially screwed.

hahhaa..
so you are SCREWED

Recipe for the best thing in the world!

Since my teacher was talking about "recipe",
I thought of a recipe for making the best thing in this world that exist now, not in the past nor in the future.

This recipe consist of only disaster and nothing more but just plain, terrible disaster.

You I'll need
-100ml of milk
-100ml of diluted urea
-5g of gunpowder
-2 eggs
-10 crab shells
-1 whole Kiet Eie
-1 whole Woon Yin
*not for getting the secret ingredient*
-1 whole of nothing but saw dust


Stir them up and you'll get a whole lot of NOTHING...

and thats what I call RANDOM!!!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha

Ah!!!! My first post

Ok.....* Awkward *

*Long Pause*

*Sigh of relieve for no reason*

Hello all viewers out there, wait, I mean VIEWER...Hahaha
So, this is my so called ' England Language " blog for all England Language users.
I shall do the introduction now for, well, I OWN this blog...hahaha

I'm Vince, turning 16 this year, has no life, loves being gay, sleep, eat, swim, cycle, and the list goes on and on and on and on...

Ok I give up, I'll end here.


SO BYE!!!

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Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha