Recipe for the best thing in the world!

Since my teacher was talking about "recipe",
I thought of a recipe for making the best thing in this world that exist now, not in the past nor in the future.

This recipe consist of only disaster and nothing more but just plain, terrible disaster.

You I'll need
-100ml of milk
-100ml of diluted urea
-5g of gunpowder
-2 eggs
-10 crab shells
-1 whole Kiet Eie
-1 whole Woon Yin
*not for getting the secret ingredient*
-1 whole of nothing but saw dust


Stir them up and you'll get a whole lot of NOTHING...

and thats what I call RANDOM!!!

Mwa ha ha ha ha ha